Who better than Newt Gingrich to lead social conservatives in protecting the sanctity of divorce. Marriage had DOMA – the Defense of Marriage Act. So now local governments should adopt DODO – the Defense of Divorce Ordinance. Coming soon to a town near you!
[L]icensed parents can legally carry a concealed weapon in the car during the pickup and drop-off. It is not legal, however, to carry a concealed weapon into a school building and not even … outside the vehicle …. If you … might get out of the vehicle you should … store your firearm [securely] before you get out of the car.